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  1. sumitha

    sumitha Senior IL'ite

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    English Teacher:
    Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
    Naughty boy Student:
    When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

    What is the diff. between dava & daru?
    Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
    Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

    1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
    wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
    to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
    .@
    :-C
    :'(



    My-Crow-Soft !

    A woman sadly tells her husband: We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear.
    After a pause her husband replied; my dear that is why the place is known as ' Heaven
     
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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hey...the first one is really cool....
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Sumitha ma'am

    I dint understand the hindi ones inbetween...Enjoyed the first n last..

    Regards
    Meena
     

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