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Ha ha ho ho. ha..... Kapi Brrreakk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by malspie, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. malspie

    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    Enough of Sardar jokes.................Now Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!

    1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
    IngumDax

    2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

    3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
    He is very bissi.

    4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

    5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

    6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
    He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

    7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

    8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.

    9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
    <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place>America</st1:place></st1:country-region> ?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

    10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
    An Oto

    11) Where does he pray?
    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

    12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
    A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

    13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
    Kerala.

    14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

    15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack
    <st1:country-region><st1:place>Kuwait</st1:place></st1:country-region>?
    He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

    16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
    "Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where "

    17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
    Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.

    Now pass it on to 5 Malus to get a free sample of kokanet oil.

    Pass it on 10 Malus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.

    Pass it on to 15 Malus to get a set of BROGUN bones....


    HABBY WEEKYUND:rotfl :rotfl






     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    hey mals i already posted this just a few days ago and got a no brogen bones for me from veda..sunkan
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Mals
    Hahahahaha good one
    Love
    Aruna

     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Mallu kho bho(o)lney dho nah!!!!!!!! Poor mallu... !!

    Poor veda kidhar say aya.....:-( ...

    Veda
     

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