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Guts or balls

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

    But do you really know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
    below...

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
    by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the Balls to say:
    "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
    ultimately result in death.
     
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