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Gujarathi funeral

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    Gujarati Funeral .... Excellent one...

    A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)
    arrived from the US . It was sent
    by one of the daughters.

    The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in
    it when they opened the lid;
    they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha ,

    I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated
    in the compound of our
    ancestral home in GUJARAT .

    Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of
    Tobler chocolates and 8
    packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

    On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There
    are also 2 pairs of shoes
    for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

    Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

    Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

    The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

    The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is
    wearing the necklace, earrings
    and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
    The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

    Please distribute all these fairly.
    Love Smita.

    PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling
    too well now a days.
     
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  2. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi sunita,

    :evil: and :rotfl

    regards,

    vanaja
     
  3. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    poor old lady.her death brought her relatives gifts from foreign.any way thats funny.:)
     
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  4. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    gujarathis are gujarathis any where but this takes the cake of all, how can they wear that has come with the body, yuk the limit, sometime life is so bitter to accept that death anyday is more peaceful...regards sunkan
     
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  5. swt.charu

    swt.charu Platinum IL'ite

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    This sounds offending...
     
  6. PreethiArun66

    PreethiArun66 Senior IL'ite

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    Charu Its a joke !! Dont take it seriously
     
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    swt.charu Platinum IL'ite

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    I do realise its a joke....but in bad taste...just my opinion
     
  8. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    This is a bad joke. n sunkan what do u mean by gujaratis r gujaratis? thia is a joke only n no1 can wear things frm a dead body. As a gujrati myself i feel very bad abt this. In reality we respect death. on the other side of the story 1 can see the feeling too, that if some1 can send stuff with dead body imagene how much love n feeling she is having 4 her family.
     

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