1. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 2. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 3. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 4. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. 5. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 6. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 7. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.