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  1. sonia

    sonia Bronze IL'ite

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    1. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    2. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


    3. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.


    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC

    4. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
    It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
    Friends.


    5. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
    your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
    your life.

    6. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


    7. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
    Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hi sonia,
    hhahahhaa...nice one..:2thumbsup:
     
  3. mohana

    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Sonia,
    Thanks for this post,:rotfl :rotfl
     

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