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GRANDMA IN COURT -- Read it,hillarious!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by silver08, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. silver08

    silver08 Senior IL'ite

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    Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared or the answer!

    In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"


    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."

    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

    She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different
    women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."

    The defense attorney almost died.

    The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !!!


    Regards
    Usha
     
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  2. sweety17

    sweety17 Gold IL'ite

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    Read this earlier...but anyways it is way too hilarious :rotfl
     
  3. priya4prabhu

    priya4prabhu Silver IL'ite

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    Too good.. cant stop laughing
     
  4. lavendar

    lavendar New IL'ite

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    Too good :rotfl
     
  5. anukv

    anukv Bronze IL'ite

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    too good....the last line is hilarious..
    thanks for sharing
     

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