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good to read

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sonia, Jan 3, 2007.

  1. sonia

    sonia Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi All,

    I got this fwd .........nice one..............give this a reading.........


    A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
    particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for

    a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
    give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
    dinner?"

    "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

    "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman
    asked.

    "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to
    spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
    asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair
    done in 20 years!"

    "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,

    I'm going t o take you out for dinner with my husband and myself
    tonight.

    The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with
    you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
    disgusting."

    The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
    woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments
    and wine."

    So please take these appointments seriously. :mrgreen:
     
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  2. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    Appreciable attitude

    Good one to read sonia,

    It also reveals us to take care on our looks as the old saying goes

    "AAL padhi Aadai padhi" .

    Nowadays ladies especially young girls take keen interest in improving their external looks.It is appreciable.

    Bye:wave
    BhargaviChakravarthy




     
  3. vidyasarada

    vidyasarada Senior IL'ite

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    Ha-Ha_ha !
    Now husbands wont grumble about cosmetic and clothing bills !:mrgreen:

    VS
     
  4. swarnalatha

    swarnalatha New IL'ite

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    hi Bhargavi,
    i didn't understood the proverb..........:cry:
    can u please translate ??
    i don't know tamil.

    bye :wave
    swarnalatha
     
  5. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    That was a good one. Actually it is true for all women not for those just abroad but for women in India too. But roared with laughter when I read that leaving my daughter totally confused. :rotfl
     
  6. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    i have a story too...

    hello

    a great writer
    once went to dinner
    with dress all shabby
    no matching tie or trouser
    he was denied entrance
    inspite of showing the card

    he left
    and came back
    with dinner jacket
    perfume and a big smile

    the dinner served
    he fed his dinner jacket
    the pockets i mean
    with all the yummy food

    people at the table were aghast
    was he out of his senses?
    he explained his experience
    at the door

    you show so much concern
    for the dress not the man !!

    another side to the coin

    haha

    sathya
     
  7. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    dressing matters a lot

    Hi swarnalatha,


    The translation goes like this.

    When our appearance contributes 50%
    our dressing contributes 50%

    Thats it.

    BhargaviChakravarthy.
     

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