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Good to read......Read till end

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by slgayatri, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    You have two cows. What will u do with them?
    The replies are from great great persons: :p

    Chandrababuism
    You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.

    YSRism
    You have two cows .Distrubute milk for free to 10 crore population
    Jayalalithaism
    You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
    Karunanidhiism
    You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.
    Gandhism
    You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
    Indiraism
    You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
    Lalooism
    You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
    Rajnikantism
    You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
    Rajivism
    You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
    Softwarism:(Ultimate....)
    Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them
    1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
    2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
    3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
    4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them
    (Framework)
    5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
    6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
    7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
    8 . Redo step 4
    9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
    10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
    11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
    12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
    13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
    14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
    15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
    16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)
    17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
    18. Client is happy??? By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !
    :p :wave
     
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  2. varudhini

    varudhini Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Gayathri

    It is really very very good reading ur Good to Read---------Read till end.

    Varudhini
     
  3. Preethi

    Preethi Gold IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha...

    Gayatri,

    Good ones...Particularly "Amma"ism :-D , Rajinikanthism & naturally Softwareism...!! rips apart the truth about today's IT s/w industry !

    Love,
    Preethi
     
  4. hari

    hari Guest

    hi gayathri, :wave
    :-D it is really good.
    rajinikanthism :rotfl ha ha ha ha good.
    softwareism is very good.it is exactly as software proffessionals do programs :lol: great job
    bye
    hari
     
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    nvathsala Silver IL'ite

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    Jayalalithaiisam makes me laugh .
     

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