Good Tactic!!!

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  1. t_sireesha04

    t_sireesha04 Junior IL'ite

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    One evening recently, a mother entered her daughter's bedroom to
    discover it empty. As she around, she spied a letter over the bed.
    trembling hands and a terrible sense of premonition, she read....

    Dear Mom;
    Please don't be mad, but I eloped with my new boyfriend. I finally
    found real love and he is so nice Mom, with all his piercings and
    tattoos and his big Harley. Not only that, I'm pregnant and

    Ahmed says we're going to be really happy in his trailer in the woods.
    He wants to have lots

    more children with me and you know that's one of my dreams too. Also,
    he taught me that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we're going to
    grow it for us and his
    friends, who will pay us by giving us all the cocaine and ecstasy we'll
    ever need.And we'll pray every day for scientists to find the cure for
    AIDS so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it. Don't worry

    Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some
    day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your daughter,


    After fainting, Mom came to and read the rest of the letter....

    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Janey's house. I just wanted
    to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card
    my desk... love you!


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