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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vidyasundar, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    0. 3 Easy Ways to Die :


    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



    1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

    1. Tele-Phone

    2. Tele-Vision

    3. Tell to Woman

    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.


    4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
    friends.


    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

    Moral : BE SPECIFIC


    6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are
    FOUR.



    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
    life.

    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.



    8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.



    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
    Darkness.

    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
    ELECTRICITY BILL.



    10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

    Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same
    Mistake.
     
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  2. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    Hi Vidya,

    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    Thanks a lot.

    Keep posting.
     

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