<TT>Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh. Although this is a joke the punch line is a bit ahead.. ).</TT> <TT> As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, 'What are all those clocks?'</TT><TT> Yamraj answered, 'Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.' </TT><TT> 'Oh,' said Rabri, 'Who's clock is that?' That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. </TT><TT> 'And whose clock is that?' That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.' </TT><TT> Rabri asked, 'Where's my Laloo's clock?' Laloo's clock is in my office', replied yamraj, 'I'm using it as a ceiling fan!!! '</TT>
