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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
    Rupee coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath.
    The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking,
    shouting for help.

    A well dressed, serious looking woman is sitting at a Tea stall in the
    market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of Tea.

    At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down ,
    neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her
    seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the
    boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts
    to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few
    seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the
    woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, she hands
    the coin to the father and walks back to the Tea stall without saying
    a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
    effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
    saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
    fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

    No," the woman replied, "I work for the Income Tax Dept.

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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig Laughgood one
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  4. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    WoW, I dint know IT depts specializes on these lines also ! Big Laugh
     

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