Good one.............

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    A new man was brought into Prison Cell 102. Already locked-up there was a long-time resident who looked to be about 100 years-old.

    The new man looked at the old-timer inquiringly.

    The old-timer said, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women and I ate in all the best restaurants in France."

    The new man asked, "What happened?"

    The old-timer replied, "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
     
  2. Vysan

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    Hahahahaha... Good one
     

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