A new man was brought into Prison Cell 102. Already locked-up there was a long-time resident who looked to be about 100 years-old. The new man looked at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer said, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women and I ate in all the best restaurants in France." The new man asked, "What happened?" The old-timer replied, "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
