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Good One Liner

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

    What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

    Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
    A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

    Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
    Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

    There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again."

    Q: Why dogs don't marry?
    A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

    Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
    A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so

    Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
    Santa: In 3 months.

    A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
    Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

    Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
    Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"
     
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  2. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    good one.

    Thanks for posting.
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,'njoyed ;-)
     
  4. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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