A Man > comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.> > He took out a gun and killed him.> Wife says "If you > behave like this, you will lose ALL> your friends". > > ********************************************> > > > A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a > brother"> Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" > > ****************************************> > > What > is the definition of Mistress?> Someone between the > Mister and Mattress > > ***********************************> > > Husband > asks , "Do U know that the word WIFE means> Without > Information Fighting Everytime"> Wife replies," No, > It means ,> With Idiot For Ever !!!" > > *****************************************> > > > What's the difference between stress, tension and> > panic?> Stress is when wife is pregnant,> Tension is > when girlfriend is pregnant,> And Panic is when both > are pregnant. > > ****************************************> > > > Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?> > Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, > my> mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver > ran> away. > > ******************************************************> > > > A women asks man who is traveling with six > children,> "Are all these kids Yours??"> The man > replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and> these > are customer complaints". > > ******************************************************> > > > A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the > difference> between confident and confidential.> Dad > says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.> > Your friend over there, is also my son, that's> > confidential!" > > > >
