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Good one.....Enjoy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gsaikripa, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. gsaikripa

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    A Man
    > comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.>
    > He took out a gun and killed him.> Wife says "If you
    > behave like this, you will lose ALL> your friends".
    > > ********************************************> > >
    > A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a
    > brother"> Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" >
    > ****************************************> > > What
    > is the definition of Mistress?> Someone between the
    > Mister and Mattress >
    > ***********************************> > > Husband
    > asks , "Do U know that the word WIFE means> Without
    > Information Fighting Everytime"> Wife replies," No,
    > It means ,> With Idiot For Ever !!!" >
    > *****************************************> > >
    > What's the difference between stress, tension and>
    > panic?> Stress is when wife is pregnant,> Tension is
    > when girlfriend is pregnant,> And Panic is when both
    > are pregnant. >
    > ****************************************> > >
    > Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?>
    > Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
    > my> mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver
    > ran> away. >
    >
    ******************************************************>
    > > > A women asks man who is traveling with six
    > children,> "Are all these kids Yours??"> The man
    > replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and> these
    > are customer complaints". >
    >
    ******************************************************>
    > > > A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the
    > difference> between confident and confidential.> Dad
    > says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.>
    > Your friend over there, is also my son, that's>
    > confidential!" > > > >
     

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