Good Jokes.........Keep smiling > > > > > > > Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. > Servant: It's already raining. > Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. > > > > Sardar found the answer to the most difficult > question ever - > What will come first, Chicken or egg? > O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. > > > > > A teacher told all students in a class to write an > essay on a > cricket match. All were busy writing except one > Sardarji. > He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" > > > > > Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This > Packet > Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could > Have posted > it.... > > > > > > A Sardar & his wife filed an application for > Divorce. > Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 > children? > Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR > > > > > Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my > Grandpa who died > peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d > passengers in d car he > was Driving.. > > > > > A Teacher lecturing on population: > > "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth > to a kid. " > A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. " > > > > A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes > for a walk in > the evening not in the morning?" > > Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. > > > > > Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. > The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and > dies. > Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his > friend's last > Words. > And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN > TUBE!" > > > > Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with > his eyes > closed. > His wife asked what you are doing. > He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. > > > > > Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before > taking it? > > Guess what... > To avoid side effects!!! > > > Man: Sardarji where were U born? > Sardarji: Punjab . > Man: Which part? > Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body > Is born in > Punjab Yaar". > > > > > Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho > ke...... " > Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court > mein Bulaya. Ab > fir Gita pe haath!!" > > > > > > > > > Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing > Me. > I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts > whenever I call > someone and says "please recharge your card" > > > > A person went into the office kitchen one morning > and found a > Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new > fur coat and a nice > denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, > he asked her why she > was wearing them rather than old clothes or an > overall. > She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For > Best Results > put on Two Coats" > > > > > A sardar was drawing money from ATM, > > The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! > Haaa! I've seen > ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " > The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, > Its 1258" > > > > Q How do U recognize a sardar in school or > College??? > A They are the ones who erase their notebooks > when the teacher > erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!! > > > > > Q Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? > A Because he wanted to measure how long he has > Slept........ > > > > Santa Singh MBBS > After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts > his Own > practice. > He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the > tongue, and > finally the Ears using a torch. > Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
