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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0>Follow the faith....................
    > An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts
    > of Monte Casino went to the local church for
    > confession.
    > When the priest slid open the panel in the
    > confessional, the man said, "Father .. during World
    > War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and
    > asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in
    > my attic."
    >
    > The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing
    > you did, my son! And you have no need to confess
    > that."
    >
    > "It's worse than that, Father. She started to
    > repay me with sexual favours every day and twice on
    > weekends."
    >
    > The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in
    > great danger. However, two people under those
    > circumstances can be very tempted to act that way.
    > But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are
    > indeed forgiven."
    >
    > "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my
    > mind. ...But I do have one more question."
    >
    > "And what is that?" asked the priest.
    >
    > "Should I tell her the war is over?"


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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Very smart....enjoyed it...
     
  3. Sriniketan

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    I think for the last question he has to confess, isn't it..
     
  4. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Smart guy, what a dumb girl bonk
     
  5. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    haahaha,good oneBig Laugh
     
  6. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Thanks ladies for enjoying it
     
  7. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one Aruna!!
     

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