<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0>Follow the faith.................... > An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts > of Monte Casino went to the local church for > confession. > When the priest slid open the panel in the > confessional, the man said, "Father .. during World > War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and > asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in > my attic." > > The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing > you did, my son! And you have no need to confess > that." > > "It's worse than that, Father. She started to > repay me with sexual favours every day and twice on > weekends." > > The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in > great danger. However, two people under those > circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. > But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are > indeed forgiven." > > "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my > mind. ...But I do have one more question." > > "And what is that?" asked the priest. > > "Should I tell her the war is over?" <SCRIPT><!--D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT>