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Golden Telephone - Shreesundaram

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Shreesundaram, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. Shreesundaram

    Shreesundaram Silver IL'ite

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    Hi friends,

    this is story , i believe you will enjoy,

    GOLDEN TELEPHONE
    (NICE STORY).


    An American decided to write a book
    about famous churches around the
    World .
    So he bought a plane ticket and
    took a trip to China .

    On his first day he was inside a
    church taking photographs when
    he Noticed a golden telephone
    mounted on the wall with a sign
    that read "$10,000 per call".

    The American, being intrigued,
    asked a priest who was strolling
    by what
    The telephone was used for.
    The priest replied that it was a
    direct line to heaven and that for
    $10,000 you could talk to God.
    The American thanked the priest
    and went along his way.

    Next stop was in Japan . There, at
    a very large cathedral, he saw the
    Same golden telephone with the
    same sign under it.
    He wondered if this was the same
    kind of telephone he saw in
    China and
    He asked a nearby nun what its
    purpose was.
    She told him that it was a direct
    line to heaven and that for
    $10,000
    He Could talk to God.
    "O.K., thank you," said the
    American.
    He then traveled to Pakistan ,
    Sri lanka , Russia , Germany and
    France .
    In every church he saw the same
    golden telephone with the same
    "$10,000
    Per call" sign under it.
    The American, upon leaving Vermont
    decided to travel to up to India to
    See if Indians had the same phone.
    He arrived in India , and again, in
    the first church he entered, there
    Was the same golden telephone,

    but this time the sign under it
    read
    "One Rupee per call."
    The American was surprised so
    he asked the priest about the
    sign.
    Father, I've traveled all over
    World and I've seen this same
    golden
    Telephone in many churches. I'm
    told that it is a direct line to
    Heaven,
    But in the US the price was
    $10,000 per call.
    Why is it so cheap here?"

    Readers, it is your turn........

    Think .....before you scroll

    down...
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    The priest smiled and answered,
    "You're in India now, Son - it's a
    Local Call".

    This is the only heaven on the Earth.
    KEEP SMILING
    If you are proud to be an

    Indian pass this on!!!

    regards

    SHREESUNDARAM
     
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