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GOD's sense of humour

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gopianthchennai, Dec 17, 2008.

  1. gopianthchennai

    gopianthchennai New IL'ite

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    God was in the process of creating the universe.

    And he was explaining to his subordinates

    "Look everything should be in balance.


    For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.


    Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">United States</st1:country-region></st1:place>.

    I have blessed them with prosperity and money.

    But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....



    And here is <st1:place w:st="on">Africa</st1:place>. I have given them beautiful nature.

    But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.



    And here is <st1:place w:st="on">South America</st1:place>. I have given them lots of forests.

    But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would

    have to cut off the forests...

    So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.



    One of the angels asked...

    "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"


    God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">INDIA</st1:country-region></st1:place>",

    My most precious creation.

    It has understanding and friendly People.

    Sparkling streams and serene mountains.

    A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.

    Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....



    The angel was quite surprised:

    "But god you said everything should be in balance."



    God replied --

    "Look at the neighbours I gave them."
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Big LaughBig Laughthat was good one
     
  3. yenetishashi

    yenetishashi Senior IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl with the last ans ...this was my reaction.
     
  4. yenetishashi

    yenetishashi Senior IL'ite

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    just after posting my reply i saw that this is your first post ...u rock, u made us to laugh.....keep going...:thumbsup
     
  5. nehajagadeesh

    nehajagadeesh Senior IL'ite

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    Now that's what i call a good sense of humor.!!!!!!!!1Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  6. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    Wow, good sense of humour. and God is right as usal.
     
  7. gopianthchennai

    gopianthchennai New IL'ite

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    Thank u very friends for the replies@@@
     
  8. dream.girl

    dream.girl Silver IL'ite

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    hahaha..nice one..
    dg..
     

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