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God and Man

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Chilbuli Imli, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    God is in joking mood

    A man was praying to god.

    He said, "God ?"

    God responded, "Yes?"

    And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"

    "Go right ahead", God said.

    "God, what is a million years to you?"

    God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

    The man wondered.

    Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth
    to you?"

    God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

    So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"

    And God cheerfully said,

    "Sure!......<WBR>.just a second ."

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