God and Man

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    God is in joking mood



    A man was praying to god.


    He said, "God ?"


    God responded, "Yes?"


    And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"




    "Go right ahead", God said.


    "God, what is a million years to you?"


    God said, "A million years to me is only a second."


    The man wondered.


    Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth
    to you?"


    God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."


    So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"


    And God cheerfully said,


    "Sure!......<WBR>.just a second ."
     

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