God is in joking mood A man was praying to god. He said, "God ?" God responded, "Yes?" And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead", God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million years to me is only a second." The man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny." So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?" And God cheerfully said, "Sure!......<WBR>.just a second ."