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Globalization

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by poonamjoshi9266, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

    Answer : Princess Diana's death .

    Question : How come ?

    Answer :An English princess with an

    Egyptian
    boyfriend crashes in a

    French
    tunnel, driving a

    German
    car with a

    Dutch
    engine, driven by a

    Belgian
    who was drunk on

    Scottish
    whisky: followed closely by

    Italian
    Paparazzis in

    Japanese
    motorcycles; treated by an

    American
    doctor, using

    Brazilian
    medicines.


    And moreover this is sent to you by a

    Indian
    ,

    using

    American


    (Bill Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use

    Taiwanese
    chips, and a

    Korean
    monitor, assembled by

    Bangladeshi
    workers in a

    Singapore
    plant, transported by

    Pakistan
    lorry-drivers, hijacked by

    Indonesians
    , unloaded by

    Sicilian
    longshoremen, and trucked to you by

    Mexican
    illegals..... That, my friend, is

    "" Globalization ""


    Hope u got it...???

     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Great message.......
     
  3. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    wait let me get down from the giant wheel thanx for the roller coaster rider

    good one
    VS
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice example, Poonam!
     
  5. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    I got it poonam

    Lakshmi
     
  6. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi

    i dont know whether i got it or not..
    but u made me remember my tenth std geography mam..thank u8)
     

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