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Geography of a Woman....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sudhavnarasimhan, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like
    Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
    deltas.
    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like
    America , well developed and open to trade especially for someone with
    cash.
    Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her
    own beauty.
    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like
    France . Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit
    Between 41 and 50 she is like
    Yugoslavia , lost the war- haunted by past mistakes. Massive
    reconstruction is now necessary.
    Between 51 and 60, she is like
    Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps
    people
    away.
    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
    Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
    After 70, they become
    Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go
    there.


    I hope all of you enjoyed this!:2thumbsup:

     
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  2. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Oh, no, no, a vehement no, Sudha for obvious reasons !
    It is not fair at all, rather far from it.
    Love,
    Anonymous!
     

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