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Fwd: True Story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Aug 21, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    A boy and a girl were in love.

    When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like
    it at all, and so began to protest about it.

    Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a
    <script><!-- D(["mb","happy future.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>The girl\'s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru\u003cbr /\>a local newspaper. Her father said &quot;If you both come back I will allow\u003cbr /\>you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other\u003cbr /\>truly.&quot;\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>So in this way, their love won and they returned home.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was\u003cbr /\>dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to\u003cbr /\>the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him\u003cbr /\>and he died on the spot.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after\u003cbr /\>sometime that she recovered from her shock.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>Two nights later, the girl\'s mother had a dream in which she saw an\u003cbr /\>old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of\u003cbr /\>the guy from her daughter\'s dress as soon as possible. But her mother\u003cbr /\>ignored the dream.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then\u003cbr /\>the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and\u003cbr /\>told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the\u003cbr /\>clothes with the blood stains immediately.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the\u003cbr /\>same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But\u003cbr /\>again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady\u003cbr /\>gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something\u003cbr /\>terrible would happen.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes\u003cbr /\>nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone\u003cbr /\>knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old\u003cbr /\>",1] ); //--></script>happy future.

    The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.

    At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru
    a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow
    you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other
    truly."

    So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

    The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
    dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to
    the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him
    and he died on the spot.

    The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after
    sometime that she recovered from her shock.

    The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

    Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
    old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of
    the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother
    ignored the dream.


    The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then
    the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and
    told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the
    clothes with the blood stains immediately.

    She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the
    same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But
    again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady
    gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something
    terrible would happen.

    This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes
    nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired.

    In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone
    knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old
    <script><!-- D(["mb","lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and\u003cbr /\>fainted.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>She asked &quot;What is this...?&quot; The old lady replied...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>... .\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>&quot;This is Nirma Washing Powder&quot;\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>&quot;Washing powder nirma, Washing powder nirma\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>sabki pasand nirma\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>Washing powder nirma,Washing powder\u003cbr /\>nirma.Nirma&quot;\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>10 ka 1, do pe ek free\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>I know how you all are feeling now...\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>I have been through this too.\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>\u003cbr /\>I\'m also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me .\u003cbr /\>\u003c/div\>",0] ); //--></script>lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and
    fainted.


    The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

    She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...

    ...

    ... .

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...















    "This is Nirma Washing Powder"



    "Washing powder nirma, Washing powder nirma

    Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,

    Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,

    sabki pasand nirma

    Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
    nirma.Nirma"


    10 ka 1, do pe ek free


    I know how you all are feeling now...

    I have been through this too.

    I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me
     
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  2. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    hi Manju,
    I'm So Sure you are the idiot who made me read this!!

    Regards,
    Sharada

    P.S: No hard feelings! :2thumbsup:
     

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