Fwd. Interesting...comparison

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  1. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    • LOVE V/s MARRIAGE
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    Love is holding hands in the street.
    Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


    Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.
    Marriage is a take home parcel.


    Love is cuddling on a sofa.
    Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


    Love is talking about having children.
    Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


    Love is going to bed early.
    Marriage is going to sleep early.


    Love is a romantic drive.
    Marriage is to arrive on tops curvy tarmac.


    Love is losing your appetite.
    Marriage is losing your figure.


    Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
    Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


    TV has no place in love.
    Marriage is a fight for remote control.


    Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
    Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


    Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
     
  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahha,good one,enjoyable comparison,yeah itz true:2thumbsup:
     
  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    nice comparison, never visualised before!
    Sriniketan
     
  4. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    hello anu,
    wonderful conclusion...................ha ha ha:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
     
  5. fiona

    fiona Bronze IL'ite

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    Good comparison btwn love and marriage.:yes:

    Regards,
    Fiona.
     

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