Funny Pakistani letter template for India

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    This is template which is edited every time there is a terrorist attack on India.Then it is sent to the Indian Prime Minister.:)


    Dear Prime Minister
    Manmohan Singh/<strike>Atal Bihari Vajpayee</strike>/<strike>Narasimha Rao </strike>/<strike>Rajiv Gandhi</strike>,


    Pakistan strongly condemns / <strike>is shocked by </strike>/ <strike>is pleasantly surprised with the success of our "freedom fighters"</strike> in the loss of dozens / <strike>hundreds </strike>/ <strike>thousands </strike>/ <strike>millions</strike> of innocent lives in the bomb blasts / <strike>sniper attack</strike> / <strike>hijacking</strike> / <strike>religious riots</strike> / <strike>other disaster</strike> that occurred in <strike>a busy marketplace</strike> / <strike>train</strike> / <strike>housing colony</strike> / <strike>Indian parliament building </strike>/ an upper-class hotel / <strike>temple</strike> in Mumbai / <strike>Delhi</strike> / <strike>Kashmir</strike> / <strike>Assam</strike> / <strike>Punjab</strike> / <strike>Gujarat</strike> / <strike>Other</strike>.

    The Pakistani <strike>citizens</strike> / <strike>soldiers</strike> / "freedom fighters" / <strike>"friendship agents" </strike>/ <strike>students</strike> who were <strike>caught red-handed</strike> / <strike>found dead at the scene of the crime</strike> / convicted of the crime are actually undercover Indian / <strike>American</strike> / <strike>Israeli</strike> agents. Any Pakistanis proven to be guilty of terrorism will be <strike>rewarded handsomely </strike>/ dealt with severely / <strike>promoted to Lt. Colonel </strike>/ <strike>given a new Indian passport and sent back to India </strike>/ <strike>handed over to the Americans</strike> as proof of our commitment in the war on terror.

    There are no Pakistani army-funded training camps / <strike>terrorist camps </strike>/ <strike>madrasaas</strike> in Azad Kashmir / <strike>Afghanistan</strike> / <strike>Nepal</strike> / <strike>Bangladesh</strike> . The <strike>satellite images </strike>/ <strike>photographs</strike> / <strike>eyewitness accounts</strike> / videotaped confessions obtained by the Indians <strike>is fraudulent</strike> / <strike>fake</strike> / <strike>inconclusive</strike> / are actually from Indian terrorist camps and part of a larger RAW / <strike>CIA</strike> conspiracy to destabilize the Pakistani government by <strike>stalling democracy</strike> / encouraging sectarian violence / <strike>undermining Pakistani institutions</strike> / <strike>causing the next military coup in Pakistan</strike>. A destabilized Pakistani government / <strike>mafia</strike> could cause Pakistan to become a dangerous nuclear WalMart / <strike>Target</strike> / <strike>Seven-Eleven</strike> and a terrorist breeding ground / <strike>university</strike> / <strike>research lab</strike> that would be worse for the world.

    We hope this will not derail the peace process started with the recent <strike>India-Pakistan cricket</strike> <strike>series</strike> / <strike>Lahore bus yatra</strike> / <strike>Muzafarabad- Srinagar road opening</strike> / <strike>Bollywood peace concert</strike> / open borders initiative / <strike>other confidence-building measures</strike>. We look forward to justifying further attacks against innocent civilians / <strike>resolving the core issue of Kashmir</strike> / <strike>developing best-of-breed plausible deniability defenses. </strike>

    We stand by / <strike>are plotting against</strike> our Indian brethren in their hour / <strike>days</strike> / <strike>years</strike> / <strike>decades</strike> of pain.

    Signed,

    Asif Ali Zardari
    President, Pakistan / <strike>Chief Operating Officer, Taliban Inc</strike>. / <strike>General, Pakistani Army.

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