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Funny One liners!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 31, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

    2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

    3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

    4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    5.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

    6.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

    7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

    9.. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.

    10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
     
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