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Funny One-Liners...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    <TABLE id=AutoNumber1 style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" borderColor=#111111 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TD width="66%">Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."



    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."

    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

    Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do Not Enter."

    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized!"

    Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

    Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

    Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
    Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
    Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
     
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  2. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Really good ones.
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    hahaha.....good knocks.....
     
  4. poonamjoshi9266

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  5. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl


    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
  6. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear Reenae,
    Good ones.
    Menakshirajan
     
  7. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    good one

    bonkbonkbonk
     
  8. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha good one especially the last one
     

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