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    What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
    Magnets have a positive side!

    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]gaya...[/FONT][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]aur main...SWARGWASI...[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]*************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
    it is
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]love;[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]after marriage it is self-defense[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]**************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]women..and[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Million soldiers 2 protect a country[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked 1st[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]patient [/FONT][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]*************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]*************************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.![/FONT]
     
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