Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:09:52 -0700 (PDT) What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]gaya...[/FONT][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]aur main...SWARGWASI...[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]*************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is [/FONT][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]love;[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]after marriage it is self-defense[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]**************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]women..and[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?![/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Million soldiers 2 protect a country[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME![/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked 1st[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]patient [/FONT][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]***************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!![/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]*************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]*************************************[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..[/FONT] [FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.![/FONT]