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Funny Leave applications

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sihi, Jan 30, 2007.

  1. sihi

    sihi Senior IL'ite

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    · Infosys, <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Bangalore</st1:City></st1:place>: An employee applied for leave as follows:

    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>​

    · This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
    <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>

    · A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    ahhahaa,really funny.:mrgreen:
     
  3. varalotti

    varalotti IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Sihi,
    I was feeling heavy having posted replies in many threads today. As I was about to log off saw this thread.
    My God! I have not laughed like this in the recent past. Great examples sihi.
    You brought me happiness. That is a great gift, Sihi. Thanks a ton.
    sridhar
     
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    Manjureddy Gold IL'ite

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    Surya Senior IL'ite

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    Dear Sihi,

    I couldn't stop laughing on reading these leave applications.
    too good and had a great laugh. Thanks for sharing it with us.

    regards,
    kodi.
     
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    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    hi Sihi,
    That was hilarious! :rotfl
    I read it at work and had a terrible time trying to control my laugh. My whole body was shaking as if i had some nerves problem.
    I'm going to go home and read it out load to my husband.
    Thanks,
    Sharada
     

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