[FONT="]Sweetest Excuse : A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angirly says wat is dis? [/FONT] [FONT="]Kid replied : teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye to MOON dene shuru kar diye.[/FONT] [FONT="] [/FONT] [FONT="]Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. [/FONT] [FONT="]Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh[/FONT]