Hi Everybody, I am forwarding you some FUNNY JOKES and please reply your precious answers........ LEAVE APPLICATIONS: 1. AN EMPLOYEE APPLIED FOR LEAVE AS FOLLOWS;- "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave." 2. EMPLOYEE PERFORMING 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son;- "As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days". 3. EMPLOYEE WHO WAS PERFORMING HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING:- "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave...." 4. EMPLOYEE FROM ADMINISTRATION DEPARTMENT:- " As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.." 5. EMPLOYEE APPLIED FOR 1/2 DAY LEAVE AS FOLLOWS:- "Since I have to go to the Cremation ground at 10 0'clock and I may not return, Please grant me half day casual leave." 6. LETTER WRITTEN FOR APPLICATION OF LEAVE:- " My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave." 7. LETTER WRITING:- " I am well here and hope you are also in the same well". 8. A CANDIDATE'S JOB APPLICATION:- "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'TYPIST" and an 'ACCOUNTANT' ----Male or Female'.......As I am both(!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post." Bye
