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Funny Hindi Shayari's

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 30, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Khudaa ne tumhe kitni saari QUALITIES dee,
    Good Looks, Good Personality, Intelligence, Smartness, Charms aur bahut kuch,
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    Isey kehtey hain.....
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    Allah Meharbaan to Ghadda /ghadhi bhi pehlwaan....
     
  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Kyaa haalat ho gayi hai jamaney ki.
    Sub ko aadat hai paisey bachane ki.
    Sms company walon ne sasta kr diya lekin,
    Aadat nahin sudhri TUMHARI chillar bachaney ki..
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hhahahahaha thanks ladies for wonderful shayari's
    all are really good ones
     
  4. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    UAE team seems to be stong on shayaris...good going friends.

    Roopa.
     
  5. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Another one...........

    Zubaan khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,

    Dil ki dhadkane badd jaati hai, jab nigaahein milaati ho,

    Saanse thamne lagti hai, jab muskuraate ho,

    "Bhootni" ho kya jo daraane chali aati ho bonk
     
  6. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Main bhi tere liye Taj Mahal Banoonga.....
    1 cup subeh aur 1 cup shyam ko pilaoonga.......
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    baithe tere khayalo me,
    kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
    Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha! ye Paigam..
    'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...'

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    Guzare Huye Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai,
    Kuch Lamho Se Aakhen Bhar Aati Hai,
    Woh Rangeen Shaam Nirali Doob Jati Hai
    Jab Aap Jaise Dost Ki Yaad Aati Hai.......
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    When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart
    fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!

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    Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso
    mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI
    Mirchi...'-hai...
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    Some One Is Loving you;
    Caring for you;
    Watching over you;
    Protecting you
    Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog
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    Laila ko majnu ka sms nahin aaya....
    laila ne 2 din se khana nahin khaya....
    laila marne wali hai majnu ke pyar main...
    or majnu baitha hai SMS free hone ke intezaar main.
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    dard-e-dil mein gham ki kaliyan khilti hain
    ab to tanhayiyaan aksar humse milti hain
    aapne band kiya jabse sms karna,
    mobile ki battery zyada chalti hai
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  7. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
    Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
    To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.



    Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
    Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the.





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    Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
    to hum madhosh ho gaey,
    Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
    to hum behosh ho gaey



    Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
    Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
    Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
    Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
    Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...



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    Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do aay Janay Man
    Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do


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    Yeh tera chehra hai yaa keleka chhilka
    Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya


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    Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
    Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
    maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
    bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


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    Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
    Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar


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    Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
    Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
    Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
    Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
    Kya karoon haye, kuch nahi aata hai....







    Dark were those days, without your sight.
    When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
    You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
    Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT



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    When I C the moon I C U
    When I C the stars I C U
    When I C the Sea I C U
    Get out of the way you are blocking my view




     
  8. Saraswathipv

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    Hi Moonbeams

    Big Laugh:rotfl..Great..Keep them coming....

    Its fun ..in this thread.
     
  9. Arunarc

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    Hahahahah nice one Saraswathi


     
  10. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Moonbeams wonderful ones ya keep going adding some here



    Jara gaur pharmayiyega.....
    Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai

    Koi humse bhi ishq kare
    Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

    Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye
    main ho gayee (wah wah) Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke Adha piya aur adha
    chod diya Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar Nahin koi Vim Bar Jo thodasa lagaya aur
    bas hogaya.......!!

    Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne
    ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
    "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)

    Log ishq karte hain,
    Bade shor ke saath.
    Humne bhi kiya,
    Bade zor ke saath.
    Magar ab karenge,
    Thoda gaur ke saath.
    Kyonki kal usko dekha,
    Kisi aur ke saath.

    Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
    Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
    Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
    Har baar faisla badal deta hoon
    Tamam umar zindagi se door rahe, Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe Ab is
    se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
     

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