Funny Hindi Shayari's

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  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    If the below give a bit of happiness in your busy schedule, the very purpose
    of this anecdotes is achieved.

    Tumko dekha.....to yeh khayal aaya
    tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
    paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!


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    Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
    jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
    idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
    jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!



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    The night is dark, the moon is high,
    I stop my car, u ask why?
    I come close to u, u feel shy,
    I tell u those three magical words....
    Hye La, puncture!!!


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    Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
    to rab se sikayat hogi....
    Ek to jehlla nahi jata
    dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!



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    koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
    koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
    koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
    abe aage bhi to bol...............
    neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale
    ko...................



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    tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
    tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
    moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!


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    Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
    sharmana...
    Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
    sharmana...
    Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!


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    tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
    tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
    ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!


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    He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
    She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
    He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...


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    Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa
    uske dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe
    jannat
    mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!



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    Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
    Tha......
    Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe
    Zukham Tha !



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    Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
    yu aansoo na bahana,
    Agar meri yaad aaye to,
    sidhe upar chale aana!!




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    Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
    Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
    Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!


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    Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
    Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
    La, phawda mujhe de!!


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    Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
    Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
    Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!


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    Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
    Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
    Koi humse bhi ishq kare
    Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!


    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Ha ha Daffodil...Big Laugh:rotfl..

    Kya baat hai....

    Here's some more....

    Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
    Light chali gayi,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....


    Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
    Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge

    Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
    Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
    Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye

    bye
     
  3. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Saraswathi,

    We meet here too...

    Good addition to the shayari's

    Just wondering" Are we birds of the same feather"
     
  4. Saraswathipv

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    I too guess the same....

    We two keep chasing each other...

    bye
     
  5. tehzeeb

    tehzeeb New IL'ite

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    Hi Daffodil & Saraswati,

    The shayari's were really funny . I couldnt stop laughing.

    Thanks for giving me Heartier laugh .

    keep posting

    bye
     
  6. Saraswathipv

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    Here are few more...

    Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
    Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
    Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
    Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha
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    <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=1 width="100%" border=0><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD class=txt height=60>Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
    Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
    Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
    tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

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    <TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD class=txt height=60>Unki Galli ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
    Unki Galli ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
    Woh to humhe naa mili..................
    Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!
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    <TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD class=txt height=40><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD class=txt height=40>Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana...
    Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...


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    bye
     
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  7. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Saraswathi and Daffodil
    Wow lovely shayari's ya great.:banana:banana:banana
    Enjoyed so much this was a great feast for the new year.
    My son and myself just can't stop laughing:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
    :thankyou2:for sharing
     
  8. Saraswathipv

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    Thanx Aruna for enjoying this...

    It was nice of Daffodil to have started it.....I m now hooked to shayaris...

    Bye
     
  9. Moonbeams

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    Hi...Add mine too...

    Hawa ko khushboo mubarak.......Fiza ko mausam mubarak.....Dil ko pyaar mubarak.....Aur aap sub ko NAYA SAAL MUBARAK.....




    Hum bhi SMART hain, aap bhi SMART ho,
    Hum bhi GOODLOOKING hain, aap bhi GOODLOOKING ho,
    Bus ek zara sa farkh hai,
    Hum dil k saaf hain, aur aap DIMAGH ke saaf ho...



    Phoolon main gulaab accha lagta hai,
    Neend main khwaab accha lagta hai,
    AAp bhaley hamain koi jawaab na bhejo,
    Hamain aap ki KANJOOSI ka yeh andaaz bhi acha lagta hai.....


    Pyaari si soorat,
    Masoom sa chehra,
    Bahut sari mohabbat,
    Sabse alag sabse judaa,

    THANX....
    Aap ne mere barey main itna padha...


    Teri soorat pe yeh dil haaroon,
    Teri zaroorat pr yeh jaan vaaroon,
    JIS din tera pyara bhara mail ya SMS na aaye,
    JEE chahey tujhey 2 THAPPAD kheench ke maroon..
     
  10. daffodil

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    Some More...

    Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
    Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
    aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
    Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
    Who let the dogs out...who who who


    Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
    Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
    Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
    Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


    Woh hamari gali me aaye…
    Woh hamari gali me aaye…
    Woh hamari gali me aaye…
    Aur chillake bole…..
    Paper Raddi wala !!!!!


    Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
    Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
    latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
    Bartan Lelo Bartan….


    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
    Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)


     

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