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funny demands of the Rich!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gisjul, Nov 3, 2007.

  1. gisjul

    gisjul Senior IL'ite

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    IF I AM RICH ... . !!! <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />


    I will buy Moonlight
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    My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world


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    MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH .

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    My pretty servant always ready[​IMG]MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND[​IMG]
    IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT[​IMG]MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS[​IMG]ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:pLACE w:st="on">HIMALAYAS</ST1:pLACE> TO FLUSH MY TOILET
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    TOILET PAPER [​IMG]MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME

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    ONLY A PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY CAR WHICH WAS GOLD PLATED

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    MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS Intel Pentium IX WITH RAM 30 Gigabite.
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    MY TRAVELING CAR
    [​IMG]MY <ST1:pLACE w:st="on">HOLIDAY</ST1:pLACE> HOUSE [​IMG]
    OK, ENOUGH OF DREAMING!!!
    GET BACK TO WORK NOW!

    Gis-L
     
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