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Funny conversations...real experiences

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous in Parenting' started by Rakhii, Jul 30, 2010.

  1. Rakhii

    Rakhii Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear ladies, many a time we get ourselves into fits of laughter because of some witty responses from kids isn't it? This thread is dedicated to those conversations. Please do contribute some of your real life conversations (funny/witty) with kids. I am not a parent yet but had been to a witness of many funny conversations. Here are a few:

    Below happened with my 5 year old nephew (from India).

    Nephew: Grand ma, can I measure your height? Later you can measure mine.
    Grand ma: Sure sweet heart. How tall am I?
    Nephew: 17 years tall
    Grand ma: I wish sweetheart, I wish. Now your turn.
    Nephew: How tall am I?
    Grand ma: Very tall. Can you guess?
    Nephew: How much does it cost to buy that toy-Ferrari from that shop we went?
    Grand ma: Huh? I don't know, maybe Rs.2500. Why?
    Nephew: I am Rs.2500 tall. Come lets go and buy that toy!

    :rotfl
    Where do kids learn to talk like this?
     
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  2. Rakhii

    Rakhii Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Another incident happened when we went out for dinner with our friends family (in US) to an Indian restaurant. They have a young teenage daughter. She called the waitress (Indian Waitress) and asked for Achar (pickle) in her American accent.

    The waitress was gone for quite some time and when she returns she has a small jar with her. She said to the teenager, "maam, I am sorry we don't have any bigger jar than this. Will this do?"

    :rotfl

    The teenager turned red and we jumped out laughing!
     
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    vidhyalakshmid IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi,
    Nice idea! We had a pizza party for my DD`s 4th birthday in her pre school. Every kid was telling their age. Suddenly my DD told `I AM
    102 YEARS OLD!` Everybody burst into laughter.
     
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    Shilpak2303 Senior IL'ite

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    My son, 3 yr old, has recently taken a fancy of counting on his fingers. Like he will ask - which number you want? Then if i say 3, he will try to show 3 fingers and hold down the other two.

    The other day, in a bus one lady asked him -
    "Oh! you are big boy. You can count?"
    "Yes"
    "Upto which number you can count?"
    "Upto Z!"

    :)
    Shilpa
     
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    swaran IL Hall of Fame

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    Really wonderful and funny thread..thanks for starting...
    some time back my cousin's baby girl(2 years old) came to our house and she saw my FIL taking using his cycle for making local shoppings..one day she was praying and suddenly she saw my FIL returning getting some milk packets...she stopped him and asked..."R u Annamalai?"...(annamalai is a film maybe in early 90's in which rajnikanth plays the character annamalai who is a milkman and uses his cycle throughout the film)...
    she had seen the film recently...we asked her y is she asking like that ...she says becoz "mama uses his cycle everywer and only annamalai uses cycle to commute"..we all started laughing and then i asked "in ur place dont the milkwala uses the cycle...y dont u call him annamalai"...for which she said"no...milkwala comes by scooty and not cycle".but mama uses cycle..so i tot he is annamalai."...hahahha
     
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    Very nice.I wonder why there are few responses to this thread!!

    I will speak about my brother.when we were young and went to a restaurant,my father left the tip and all of us headed to the car.we found my little brother running towards my father saying " daddy,you left money in the hotel":biglaugh can never forget that....
     
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    Rakhii Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Thanks ladies for stopping in...

    Conversation with a 3 year old whom my neighbor babysits:

    Ryan: Ms Rakhi, I slipped and got an Owieeeee in my elbow
    Me: Oh, you poor dear! Come let me kiss your elbow: Ummmmmah
    Ryan: My butt also has an Owieeeee
    Me: why
    Ryan: I fell on my butt also Ms Rakhi. Kiss my butt also
    Me: Huh?!
     

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