Funny Conversations Between Me And My Husband

hi friends,
In marriage life atleast once in a week, things gets mess up and we fight with our dear ones but still life has to go on.
In my marriage life too I fight with my husband but certain things particularly love keeps our relationship strong. It's been two years since we got married though we face fertility issues we are together.

I love to share Some funny moments which I shared with my husband.

Conversation 1:

Husband: Go wash your face and freshen up
Me: huh.. I am loosing my individuality

A few minutes later:
Me: pa.. come let's order food
Husband: individuality?? Huh??

Conversation 2:

Husband: only lights bother me when I sleep. Even if you shout near my ears, it doesn't matter
Me(next second) : pa..pa..mr.husband..

Conversation 3:
Me: pa.. help me with cooking
Husband: go freshen up
A few minutes later:
Me(upon entering room): pa.. let's go
Husband:

Conversation 4:
Early morning 6:30 (according to me)
Me: pa.. get up .I feel like something is burning.something smells weird . I think some wire is melting( but I dint woke up.but had chance to beat him)
Husband: uh.. it's the corporation guy spraying mosquito repellent. go back to sleep