Funniest one line jokes............

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
    Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

    "What did one ghost say to another?"
    "Do you believe in people?"

    My friend has a fine watch dog.
    At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

    [FONT=Bookman Old
    Style]They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.[/FONT]


    "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
    "Please wait someone else is using it."

    When I told the doctor about my loss of memory,
    he made me pay in advance.

    "Where did you get those big eyes?"
    "They came with the face."

    I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.
    But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was
    afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

    It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
    "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
    "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

    "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
    "Yes if you're lucky."

    A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

    "Has there been any insanity in your family?"
    "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

    I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

    "My wife doesn't know what she wants."
    "You're lucky. My wife does."

    We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

    "What do use for washing dishes?"
    "Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

    "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
    "What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

    "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
    "I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."
     
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  2. Saraswathipv

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    FunnyBig LaughBig Laugh.

    The 5th one ....the towel wallah:spin.

    Thanx....
     
  3. Paulina

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    Dear Aruna,

    Those were fantastic...couldn't choose which is best !

    Each one excelled the other.

    Thanks for the laughter and fun they generated.Big LaughBig Laugh

    Congrats !! :hatsoff on your touching gold habibi !!

    Love,

    PAULINA
     
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    Dear Arunarc,

    All are good one.... Enjoyed...
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Thanks Saraswathi and Mr. Veda for enjoying it.
     
  6. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Antum salimoun Paulina
    Shukaran for enjoying the mail.
    Shukaran habibi for your warm wishes




     
  7. Paulina

    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi! Aruna,:wow:wow:hatsoff


    INTI KELLAM ARABIC KOYEZ !!:2thumbsup:

    Sorry habibi.....my arabic has gone with the wind.....that was 36 years ago !!!


    PAULINA:lol:
     
  8. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one........
     

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