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Free Management Course- Remember Always

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vidhi, Feb 5, 2007.

  1. vidhi

    vidhi Senior IL'ite

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    3-Minute Management Course
    Lesson One:
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
    Rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
    The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
    Ground below the eagle and rested.
    All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    Management Lesson:
    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
    high up.
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    Lesson Two:
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
    to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
    energy."
    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "
    They're packed with nutrients."
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
    Enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
    after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
    top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
    the tree.
    Management Lesson:
    Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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    Lesson Three:
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
    Bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
    him.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm
    he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy,
    and soon began to sing for joy.
    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
    Promptly dug him out….
    …and ate him.
    Management Lesson:
    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend..
    (3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth
    shut!

    This ends the three-minute management course
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hi vidhi,what a gr8 course u have given..ahhahahahha...
    thanx for posting.:-D
     
  3. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello

    **** !
    slang curse
    and look what u did
    made everyone laugh
    with
    bull ****
    cow ****
    or whatever...
    now learning management
    can be quite a **** ...!!

    sathya
     

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