Freaky filthy shayri or whatever...... For me , by me, so nobody see.....

This thread is for my freaky side and all my filthy side will be hear so..... Beware...... Keep distance....


Jukaam hota hai sabko na koi hai isse bach paaya,
hankerchef kya aavishkaar hai jisne saara maal apne andar samaaya,


jab ekk side poori taraah se bhar jaaye toh dusri side sambhaalo,
aur phir thoda sookhne ke baad phir pehli side ko gad gad karr daalo,

hamesha doosron ki madad karo aur agar kisi ne ponchne ho haath dhone baad,
toh apna bharosemand rumaal uske hawaale bhi karr daalo,

agar aaye badboo kabhi rumaal se toh room freshnar maaro uspe 5 min lagaataar,
phir dekho kaise harr jagah aayegi tumhaare jaane se khusboo ki bahaar.......

 

Thanks CM sahiba........

I knew there is a audience for this......

Such a niche it is..... And i have firdt movers and maybe only movers advantage........

I think it will be a monopoly....... he he he.....

 

You know CM sahiba you are becoming a fav.......

Here goes then..........


Subaah uthe aur hosh sambhaala,
shakal sheshe mein pasand nahin aayi soh muhh doh daala,

daanton mein raat ka khaana aur saans mein aa rahi hain baas,
paste lagaa ke brush pe daanton ko bhi maine dho daala,

press kiye kapde aur baal bhi liye sawaar,
pent shirt peher ke laat sahab hain hum maan liya aur ho gaye tayaar,

abb soch rahe ho ke isnme kahaan hai meri pehchaan ........

Oho samjhe nahi aap ke hafte mein ekk baar karr lo toh baaki din aise hi nikal jaate hain bina koi hisaab.........

Kapde pehno jab tak badboo naa aaye,
yaar palne toh do kitanuon ko jo tumpe rehne hain aaye,

bartan bhi ikathe saaf karo akele akele kitna buraa lagta hoga unhe,
jabb kha loh khaana toh sink mein na rakho kapda pher karr ussii mein dedo khanaa unko jo pasand nahin tumhein............

 

ooh dinny........ I'm touched..... Such thoutful ness........

So true....

 

Banyaan dhoyi aaj aur saath mein dho diye kacche,
do teen ched ho bhi gayr to kya mere liye toh abhi bhi hain bahut ache,

mael nikli itni ke detergent waala paani bhi ho gayaa kaala,
rang toh nayaa hi nikal aaya maine bhi apne dil ko sambhaala,

ki kaise meri favourite kaali bunyaan ho gayi safed,
baad mein jabb dekha tag toh samajh aaya yeh bhed,

ki bichaari white hi thi maine pehen pehen kar kar daali kaali,
kitni mushkilon aur pyaar se juoen bhi thi uske andar paali,

kachhe ki bhi haalat saaf paani mein ho gayi thi kharaab,
jaise kissi seedhe saadhe ko pila di ho sharaab,

bicharaa kabhi phele kabhi sikude na samajh aaye kya ho raha hai,
kaise samjhaaye koi usse ki ye mahapaapi Quebec usko dho raha hai,

dhone ke baad dhoop mein taar par dono sukhaaye,
jabb baad mein taar se utaarne aaya toh chaar paanch makhi macharr bhi paas mein behosh paaye.................

 

Mara ekk jor see paad aur log reh gaye dang,
sabhi naak sikodein naa koi khadaa rehna chahe mere sang,

maine paad hai maara koi gunaah nahin kiya,
arre zindadil insaan hain hum humesha hai zindagi ko khul kar jiyaa,

kayi baar sunte hain ki yeh mantri voh mantri yahaan takk ki pradhaan mantri bhi apna padd nahi choodd rahein hain,
aur maine ekk damm se padd chod diya toh bawaal ho gaya,

opposition waale dekho kitne acche log hain hi mantriyon se khud hi apna padd chodne ke liye kehte hain,
batao pardhaanmantri ka padd kitna badaa hoga ki uske liye parliament ke bhi darwaaze band rehte hain,

mere khayaal mein toh padd padd hai mera ho yaan kissi mantri ka awaaz aur effect to same hi hoga ke nahin,
bayi acchi capacity waale mantri hain hamaare mere se toh padd ki bechaini nahi jaati sahee,

iss liye yaaro dil khol ke apna padd chodo aur phelao apni durgand,
hamein bhi iss gas ka istemaal karna chahiye aakhir desh ke halaat hain kitne mand..........

Fart away people fart away.......