For Husbands OnlyAll Husbands can enjoy Quite a Laugh Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today. Husband : First make it, we will name it later. A frustrated Husband in front of his Laptop : Dear Google, please do not behave like my Wife.. Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing and suggesting. Husband : I found Aladin's Lamp today. Wife: Wow, what did you ask for Darling? Husband : I asked him to increase your Brain power atleast ten times.. Wife : Oh.. my Jaan..Luvv you so much.. Did he do that? Husband : He laughed in instalments and said Multiplication doesn't apply on Zero. Employee : Sir You are like a Lion in the Office! What about at home? Boss : I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there. A Man gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace for their Anniversary and Wife didn't speak to him for 6 Months. Was the necklace FAKE? Nooooo! That was the deal. A Couple were having Dinner at a Fancy Restaurant. As the Food was served, the Husbandsaid : "the food looks delicious, let's eat." Wife : Honey..... you say Prayer before eating at Home. Husband : that's at Home sweetheart...... here the Chef knows how to Cook. Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt : "Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed"