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  1. Thyagarajan

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    For Husbands Only
    All Husbands can enjoy Quite a Laugh

    Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today.
    Husband : First make it, we will name it later.

    A frustrated Husband in front of his Laptop :
    Dear Google, please do not behave like my Wife..
    Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing and suggesting.
    Husband : I found Aladin's Lamp today.
    Wife: Wow, what did you ask for Darling?
    Husband : I asked him to increase your Brain power atleast ten times..
    Wife : Oh.. my Jaan..Luvv you so much.. Did he do that?
    Husband : He laughed in instalments and said Multiplication doesn't apply on Zero.
    Employee : Sir You are like a Lion in the Office! What about at home?
    Boss : I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
    A Man gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace for their Anniversary and Wife didn't speak to him for 6 Months.
    Was the necklace FAKE?
    Nooooo! That was the deal.

    A Couple were having Dinner at a Fancy Restaurant. As the Food was served, the Husbandsaid : "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
    Wife : Honey..... you say Prayer before eating at Home.
    Husband : that's at Home sweetheart...... here the Chef knows how to Cook.


    Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
    "Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed"
     
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    first one and last one is :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

    they both in some way applies to me hahahahahaha :tongueclosed::tongueclosed::tongueclosed::tongueclosed:
     
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    swarnamary Gold IL'ite

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    i got to come and read this hahahaha.. eventhou it says for husbands only..
     
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    There is nothing remains only for a particular gender. Girls and women fighting for equality and against make chauvinism. Men dress like ladies and ladies dress like men. Saloons have turned unisex. We have heroines acts like hero on a white or brown stallion. Gender separating line gets almost blurred in progressive civilisations. Best cooks the world over are Male chefs. Best CEOs are managing coke, Biocon and other multinationals. For over half of the film, heroines are in male costumes.
    Regards.
     
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