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For a moment let me become Varalotti, Cheeniya, TDU & other married male members!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by srinivasan_vanaja, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi everybody,

    Middle of the week.

    Take a break for 3 minutes reading this and get back to work. Please add my title message here and read the following:

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.



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    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.


    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
    hands before the fight begins!

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    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


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    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
    and then he turns them into Wives.

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    If u r married please ignore this msg,
    for everyone else: Happy Independence Day


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    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
    you say.
    After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


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    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
    banking. It's called marriage.

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    Girlfriends r like chocolates,
    taste good anytime.

    Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n
    spicy, eaten frequently.
    Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten
    when there's no choice.


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    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the
    body and bury the ash.
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    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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    There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
    would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru
    hell.

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    Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
    ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


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    Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
    A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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    I could feel few people dancing in joy reading this. We let you be happy for sometime.

    regards,

    Vanaja
     
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  2. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Had such a good laugh. Good ones. Thanks for posting.
     
  3. ramyanand

    ramyanand Silver IL'ite

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    :rotflCant stop laughing
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    :rotfl :rotfl
    sriniketan
     
  5. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha, very funny and innovative title.:-D
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Enjoyed it.
    Thanks for sharing.
     
  7. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Very Funny...:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  8. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Good one, very funny!!!!!!!!!:-D :-D :-D
     
  9. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    Indeed, you had a grasping tilte.

    Enjoyed this one.
     
  10. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    Madhu, Ramya, Sriniketan, TDU, Punitha, Manju, Janani & Shanthi - Thank you very much for your replies.

    :eek:mg:I think except TDU other married male members are not ready to accept the truth in the messages. Alright members, let us think that they are totally opposite to what have been mentioned in the messages.:wink::wink::wink:

    regards,

    Vanaja
     

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