[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Father Knows Best...[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said,[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I am a Father."[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many." [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The boy said, "My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said: [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.:rotfl [/FONT][/FONT]