Finding The Most Wanted Definition Of The Word Marriage

Dear Navaljee

You are discussing one of the trickiest topics that has faced mankind or womankind for that matter.

The only way to maintain sanity in marriage is to look at marriage through the telescope of Humour !

There are plenty of jokes on this subject and I will start the ball rolling with this one below :

Before Marriage
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Hubby - Ah... At last, I can hardly wait!
Induswife - Do you want me to leave?
Hubby - NO! Don't even think about it.
Induswife - Do you love me?
Hubby - Of course! Always have and always will!
Induswife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Hubby - NO! Why are you even asking?
Induswife - Will you kiss me?
Hubby - Every chance I get!
Induswife - Will you hit me?
Hubby - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Induswife - Can I trust you?
Hubby - Yes
Induswife - Darling!

After Marriage:

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Cheers !!

 

Dolorcosta

I loved that conversation Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh

 

Marriage....is a practice where both man and wife master the art of fooling themselves and others that everything is fair in love and war!! lol

 

Dear Nandshyam

Glad you enjoyed that tidbit.Many women after marriage expect their hubbies to help with the
house work and this has been very nicely expressed by Confucius in his observation :

"Before Marriage- Man sinks into wife's arms
After marriage-Man's arms into wife's sink"

DC's observation :
With a healthy dose of humour, Marriage rocks,
without it -marriage will be on the rocks !!

Cheers !

 

hi
i had a good laugh with all ur definitions about marriage ,

specially Dolorcosta, ur conversations and defintions r very humorous, i really njoyed them
cheers,
shashi.

 

Dear Shashi

Im happy that you liked my contribution.!

Rgds.