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  1. monuamber

    monuamber New IL'ite

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    One Boy got admission in the English School for 3rd standard(Before he was in kannada school).
    As soon as he entered the home from school he called for his mother Mom.... suddenly one of his uncle asked what you will call for your mother's small sister and big sister?
    He replied Minimom & Maximom.

    Mum: "Andy, where are you off to now?"
    Rahul:"I`m going to join the army."
    Mum: "But, legally you're only an infant."
    Rahul: "That`s all right, I'm going to join the infantry."

    A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
    A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, "You are wasting time on small items. Why don't you rob a bank?"
    The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed."


    Son- Father what is the spelling of inspector?
    Father- Why are you asking?
    Son- Today my teacher asked me to write down my father's occupation but i did'nt know the spelling of inspector.
    Father- So what did you write?
    Son- I wrote WASHERMAN instead.


    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

    "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

    "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

    "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

    "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"

    "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

    "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

    "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"

    For weeks a six-year old boy kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

    One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

    The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

    Tommy burst into tears a
    nd confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"



  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahha superb:queen last one is gr8Big Laugh

    hi,ur avatar is good:)

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