[FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a”kela”. [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just “mutter”ed. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: “Aaloo?” [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out? A: In the Gobi desert. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do phools fall in love? [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the fat car say? A: I’m a mota car. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don’t unda-stand. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: Where do earrings go on holiday? A: Bali [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas? A: Jhinga Bells. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was puri. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?” [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What language do carrots speak? A: Gajar-ati. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Q: What do you call a bald poet? A: Ik-bal. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman]Dis da funkiest… Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move? A: Pizza - “HUT” [/FONT]
