<TD class=mangi11 width="100%" colSpan=2>FEMALE COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED) *A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.*** **** *The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. *** **** *The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. *** **** *The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been screwed? The fellow said "No." She said "You will be when the tide comes in."