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Female Compassion...........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    <TD class=mangi11 width="100%" colSpan=2>FEMALE COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED)


    *A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
    Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.***

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    *The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
    The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. ***

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    *The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
    The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. ***

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    *The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said "Have you ever
    been screwed?
    The fellow said "No."

    She said "You will be when the tide comes in."
     
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  2. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Poor Guy. Left high & dry.
     

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