Father of the Nation

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  1. lavii

    lavii Gold IL'ite

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    The God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth.

    He replied, "I had three!" God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted,

    God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

    Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question.
    When he replied that he had 10 children, God was a bit upset and gave
    him a cheaper car, the Ford.

    The next is Jawaharlal. He decided to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

    After Sometime, the three saw Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
    They ask why God hadn't given him anything.Gandhiji replied with anger,
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    "Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!":rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
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  2. pratibha1616

    pratibha1616 Senior IL'ite

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    he he he he...ha ha:biglaugh
     
  3. Meenamohan

    Meenamohan Silver IL'ite

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    A very Good One dear Lavii !!!! thanks for the rollings ....
     

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