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Father of the Nation

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Sometime after independence three great leaders of the country -
    Mahatma Gandhi, Subhash Chandra, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal
    Nehru went to heaven.

    God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time
    on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively
    good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

    Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he
    had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the
    Ford.

    Jawaharlal is next and on replying that he had 15 children, God is
    pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

    Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They
    ask why God hadnt given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger,
    "Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!"
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha good one
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Poor MKG.....

    Veda
     
  5. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Good one

    Meenakshi Rajan
     

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