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Fast way to lose weight

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vmur, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. vmur

    vmur Silver IL'ite

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    One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore , sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.

    He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying

    "If you catch me, I'm yours."

    He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.

    Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.

    He's back on the street and starts to think.

    "Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."

    So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."

    "No problem," says the manager.

    Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.


    "If I catch you, you're mine."
     
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  2. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Vidya,
    You are "incorrigible" with your forwards, frankly !
    Should not the "catching game" come before the "romance"??!!:mrgreen:
    Love,
    Chithra.
     
  3. meenu

    meenu Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha, he deserves it!
    Regards,
    Meenu
     
  4. Vandhana

    Vandhana Silver IL'ite

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    Vidya ,

    That was too good. Was rolling with laughter. Now lets imagine how much weight would he lose if we let loose a Cheetah behind him?? :mrgreen:

    Vandhana
     
  5. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    :2thumbsup:nice post
     
  6. mohana

    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    Ha,,ha,,ha,,,had a good laugh.
     

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