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  1. Apr 16, 2009 #1
    Deepali_deepali

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    Hi Friends,

    Enjoy these funny quotes--


    There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.


    Work is the curse of the drinking class.


    The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.


    How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?


    I wear the brains in the family.


    There’s no future in time travel.


    Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something
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    Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon.


    I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant


    I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.


    I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.


    Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.


    All men are idiots And I married their king.


    Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.


    My Dog Can Lick Anyone.


    Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.


    People like you are the reason people like me need medication.


    There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


    Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.


    A day without sunshine is like night.


    Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?


    Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.


    The trouble with life is there’s no background music.


    I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
     
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  2. Apr 16, 2009 #2
    Padmini

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    dear deepali,
    all wordings are quite interesting. i just want to wear at shirt:)
    with love
    pad
     
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    aharia

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    dear deepali,
    nice quotes.......thanks for sharing.
     
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    Deepali_deepali

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    Dear Pad,

    Indeed they are!!! Thanks for your comments.. Do share if you have some...
     
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    Deepali_deepali

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    Dear Aharia,

    Thanks for your comments..please share if you have some...
     
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    krishnendu

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    hi Deepali,
    thanks for sharing these quotes..:thumbsup
    those remind me of my college days...my favourite quotes are
    "i was born intelligent,but EDUCATION ruined me"
    "i'm modest & i'm PROUD of it"
    "i used up all my sick days at work,so i called in dead"
     
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    Cutepavi

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    Hey Deepali.
    They are indeed funny quotes.. I really enjoyed especially these!

    How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?
    I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
    I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
    All men are idiots And I married their king.

    This was my gtalk chat status for some time :)
     Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

    Please share more:thumbsup
     
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  8. Apr 17, 2009 #8
    Saraswathipv

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    Hee hee here is another one.

    Nobody is Perfect and I am Nobody :crazy
     
    Saraswathipv, Apr 17, 2009
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    Deepali_deepali

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    Dear Krishnendu,Cutepavi, Saraswathi,

    Good to see your quotes.. Thanks for comments.. will share more soon..
     
    Deepali_deepali, Apr 17, 2009
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    Love me for a reason; Let the reason be love.
     
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